DONE!

Check it out, check it out. About an hour ago, I finished and printed out the very last of my modules for school. My director and I have been emailing back and forth about my progress. She leaves for a big midwifery conference on Thursday, so she wants to review the last of my work before she leaves. I emailed her a few assignments and I'm gonna overnight paper copies of the rest to her. If all goes well, she'll give me the okay to graduate within the next four days, then I'll be able to send in my application to the state. I could have my license by my birthday!

I just can't even describe it. I'm done! I'm free! Louis treated me to fro yo to celebrate.

I'm so worried I'm gonna hurt myself or something and I won't be able to make it to the post office tomorrow morning, so I'll just be hanging around the house tonight. I think I'll watch a movie. No more school!

Three years of (officially) studying midwifery! So long school! Buh-bye modules! It's been real, it's been fun, but it ain't been real fun.

Artificial Rupture of Membranes

Birth Bag and Set Up

Breastfeeding

Breech and Twins

Cesarean and VBAC

Charting and Practice Guidelines

Digestion

Diversity Awareness

Ectopic Pregnancy

Embryology and Fetal Development

Female Sexuality

Fertility and Conception

Fetal Heart Rate Patterns

Fetal/Newborn Circulation

First Stage

General Pregnancy and Postpartum Ailments

Genetic and Prenatal Screening

Gestational Diabetes

Grieving

Hemorrhage

Herpes

Homeopathic Remedies

Hypertension

Jaundice

Life Science

Liver

Meconium

Newborn Apnea/Hypoxia

Nutrition

OP, Brow, Face Presentations

Pharmacology

Physical Assessment

Physical and Sexual Abuse

Placenta

Post-Dates Management

Postpartum Care

Postpartum Depression

Pre-eclampsia

Prenatal Labwork and Assessment

Preterm Labor

Renal System

Ruptured Membranes

Second Stage

Shoulder Dystocia

Stillbirth and Miscarriage

Substance Abuse

Suturing

Third Stage

Transporting

Urinary Tract Infection

Uterine Size and EDD Discrepancy

Well Woman Care

OMG, I actually did it.